One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

(via yelyahwilliams)


1.5 Hours.

Anhourandahalf. Anhourandahalf. Anhourandahalf.

Fuck this day. So long.


Aaauuuuuuuggghhh…

Could this day go any slower?

…actually… I don’t want to know…


Happy 6 months, lover.

Today is going to be a hard one.
Come home to me soon.


BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE?!?!? Why didn’t anyone tell me?!? I want to see this movie so much more now!!!



thebiggestnobodyofthemall:

fuckyeahillustration:

 Hipster Potter and the Philosophers Stoned
Hipster Potter and the Chamber of Underground Music
Hipster Potter and the Prisoner of Upper-Middle Class White America
Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR
Hipster Potter and the Order of the Flannel
Hipster Potter and the Half-Snorted Line
Hipster Potter and the You’ve Probably Never Heard of It

Maybe now Ron will be happy for his Weasley sweaters.

thebiggestnobodyofthemall:

fuckyeahillustration:

Hipster Potter and the Philosophers Stoned

Hipster Potter and the Chamber of Underground Music

Hipster Potter and the Prisoner of Upper-Middle Class White America

Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR

Hipster Potter and the Order of the Flannel

Hipster Potter and the Half-Snorted Line

Hipster Potter and the You’ve Probably Never Heard of It

Maybe now Ron will be happy for his Weasley sweaters.

(via timelessword-pricelesspictures)


emergencyward:

My girlfriend and I are senior* citizens. I like to go to bed super early (less often now) and she likes to cross-stitch. We’re basically meant for each other.
*In no way am I implying that only senior citizens do these things, I just like to think we don’t really subscribe to being 20/21 year olds as much as some people do.

Not basically. She’s the one. 

emergencyward:

My girlfriend and I are senior* citizens. I like to go to bed super early (less often now) and she likes to cross-stitch. We’re basically meant for each other.

*In no way am I implying that only senior citizens do these things, I just like to think we don’t really subscribe to being 20/21 year olds as much as some people do.

Not basically. She’s the one. 


steelenothere:

True that


I want Tegan’s shirt.

steelenothere:

True that

I want Tegan’s shirt.

(via androgynyatitsfinest)


Date night!

I have another Game of Thrones date with my girl tonight. Beyond excited. :D